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    My Mommy, The Dancer





    One day, a fourth-grade teacher asked the children in her class what their mothers did for a living.



    All the typical answers came up -- teacher, nurse, businesswoman, saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.



    However, little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet,



    So, when the teacher gently prodded him about his mother, he replied, "Well my mother's an exotic dancer in a club, and takes off all her clothes in front of men, and they put money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, she will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."



    The teacher, obviously shaken by this bold statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Johnny aside to quietly ask him, "Is that really true about your mother, dear?"



    Nope," the boy said, "She works for the Democratic National Committee, and is helping to get Hillary Clinton elected to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that In front of the other kids."

  • #2
    Poor ole Johnny - That would be a ****** - wouldn't it ? lol

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    • #3
      Good one Dennis speaking of Hilary is Bins doing OK ? !!!

      VERN'S FUNERAL

      Vern works hard at the Phone Company but spends
      two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every
      Saturday.

      His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard,
      so for his birthday she takes him to a local
      strip club.


      The doorman at the club greets them and says,
      'Hey, Vern! How ya doin?'

      His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to
      this club before.

      'Oh no,' says Vern.'He's in my bowling league.

      When they are seated, a waitress asks Vern
      if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.


      His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable
      and says, 'How did she know that you drink Budweiser?'

      'I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club.

      I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.'

      A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her
      arms around Vern, starts to rub herself all
      over him and says,

      'Hi Vern. Want your usual table dance, big boy?'

      Vern's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and
      storms out of the club.

      Vern follows and spots her getting into a cab.

      Before she can slam the door, he jumps in
      beside her.

      Vern tries desperately to explain how the stripper
      must have mistaken him for someone else,
      but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book..

      The cabby turns around and says,

      'Geez Vern, you picked up a real pitch this time.'


      VERN'S FUNERAL WILL BE HELD THIS COMING FRI.

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