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    THE DONALD'S FIRST DAY IN OFFICE



    1. President Donald Trump and VP Marco Rubio are sworn into office

    2. In a rare event on inauguration day, Congress

    convenes for an emergency meeting to repeal the

    illegal and unconstitutional Socialist healthcare

    farce known as Obamacare. The new Director of

    Health and Social Services Dr. Ben Carson announces that an independent

    group of healthcare management professionals is hired to handle healthcare
    services for poor and low income people. They are also assigned the duty of
    eliminating Medicare and Medicaid fraud. Government's costs for public
    healthcare are reduced by 90%. Healthcare insurance premiums for working
    Americans are reduced by 50%. The move saves billions of taxpayer paid
    dollars. Healthcare service in the U.S improves 100%.



    3. Newly appointed Department of Homeland

    Security Chief Ted Cruz announces the immediate

    deployment of troops to the U.S. Mexico border

    to control illegal immigration and the immediate

    deportation of illegals with criminal records or

    links to terrorist groups. New bio-encrypted Social

    Security IDs are required by every American citizen.

    Birthright is abolished. All immigration from countries that represent a

    threat to the safety of American citizens is terminated indefinitely. The
    move saves American taxpayers billions of dollars. Several prisons are
    closed.



    4. Newly appointed Secretary of Business and

    Economic Development Carly Fiorina eliminates

    more than half of the Government agencies

    operating under the Obama administration

    saving taxpayers billions of dollars. Stocks rise

    100%.



    5. Newly appointed Director of Government

    Finance Rand Paul announces the abolition of

    the IRS and displays a copy of the new Federal

    Tax Return form. It consists of one page. The

    instructions consist of two pages. The Federal

    Reserve is audited. The move saves American

    Taxpayers billions of dollars and increases tax

    revenue.



    6. Hillary Clinton is in prison, where she belongs.

    Her cell is directly across from Jesse Jackson and

    Al Sharpton who are serving time for "Hate

    Crimes". She *****es at them constantly from

    behind the bars of her cell in what some call cruel

    and unusual punishment.



    7. Bernie Sanders is in the nuthouse, where he

    belongs. His room is directly across from Nancy

    Pelosi, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Chris Matthews

    and Al Franken. They meet for tea every day at

    10 AM and discuss the success and benefits

    of Communism and Socialism throughout the world.

    They also wonder when the "Mothership" is going

    to pick them up and return them to their home planets.



    8. Windows 12 is released. It is designed for humans,

    doesn't try to satisfy the needs of every person on

    the planet, doesn't require a degree in nuclear

    physics to operate and looks just like Windows 7

    except it is easier to use.



    9. Barack Obama flees the United States under

    cover of darkness and returns to his homeland

    of Kenya before his trial for treason begins. He

    deplanes on a remote jungle airstrip. It was reported

    that he was last seen wandering through the jungle

    singing "Hakuna Matata" with a chimp named Commie.



    10. Oscar Meyer announces the introduction of a

    new cholesterol and fat free pepperoni that tastes

    just like regular pepperoni.



    11. Not to be outdone, Kraft Foods announces the

    introduction of several varieties of cholesterol and

    fat free cheeses that taste just like regular cheese.



    12. A committee is not established to determine

    what is causing global cooling. Billions of taxpayer

    dollars are saved.



    13. Dead people are no longer allowed to vote in

    Chicago, a huge blow for the Democrat Party in the

    State of Illinois.





    And this my friends constitutes THE PERFECT DAY!
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