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Ole vs the Russian

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  • Ole vs the Russian

    A Russian and a Norwegian wrestler, Ole, were set to square off for
    the Olympic Gold Medal.
    Before the final match, the Norwegian wrestling coach came to Ole and
    said, "Now, don't frget all the research we've done on this Russian.
    He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has".
    Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does,
    you're finished."
    Ole nodded in acknowledgment.
    As the match started, Ole and the Russian circled each other several
    times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged
    forward, grabbing Ole and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold.
    A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the coach buried his
    face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the
    inevitable happen.
    Suddenly, there was a scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the
    coach raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up
    in the air. His back hit the mat with a thud and Ole collapsed on top
    of him making the pin and winning the match. The crowd went crazy. The
    coach was astounded.
    When he finally got his wrestler alone, he asked, "How did you ever
    get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!"
    Ole answered, "Vell, I vas ready to give up ven he got me in dat hold,
    but at da last moment, I opened my eyes and saw dis pair of testicles
    right in front of my face... I had nuttin' to lose so wid my last
    ounce of strength I stretched out my neck and bit dose babies just as
    hard as I could."
    So the trainer exclaimed, "That's what finished him off!"
    "Vel not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get ven you bite your own nuts!"
    “Democracy is the worst form of government, -------------------------------except for all the others.”

    ― Winston S. Churchill

  • #2
    That is freaking hilarious!! Thanks for posting that.


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      • #4
        Best laugh I've had in a long time, lol.