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  • dennis1
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    WHAT AISLE IS THE POLISH SAUSAGE IN?


























    Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these days...











    A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"











    The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"











    The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.





    If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?





    Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?





    Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?





    Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?





    Or if I asked for some Whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"











    The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."











    The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"











    The clerk replied, "Because you're in Ace Hardware."






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  • dan11
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    Hey Duke , I'm thinken there may be a word missing there in the joke . Soooooo ,,,, I'm just wondering if you're speaking from experience right now .

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  • The Duke
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    What do you a drunken guy and gal having sex?

    rubbing alcohol

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  • dennis1
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    Remember when air was free?

    Now it's $1.75.

    Know why?

    Inflation

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  • iadave
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    What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?
    They both lose efficiency when you open windows!

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  • STEVE10
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    Little Johnny and the dead rabbit [HR][/HR]
    Little Johnny goes to school one day and tells the school nurse he found a dead rabbit.
    The nurse asks little Johnny how he knew if the rabbit was dead?
    Little johnny says: I pissed in his ear.
    You did what? says the nurse?
    Little Johnny says, You know... I leaned over and went Psssssst in its ear and it didn't move.

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  • iadave
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    Good One!

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  • The Duke
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    Blonde gal was using her weedeater and acidently cut her cats tail off. so she took the cat to Walmart.


    what



    Well Walmart is the countries largest re- tailer

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  • iadave
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    And the worst joke so far! Trying to plant this year!

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  • iadave
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    My Grandpa always said, " When one door closes another opens." He was a good man but not much of a cabinet maker.

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  • dennis1
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    This is the best, most Interesting English lesson I have had to date.
    Did you know "listen" and "silent" use the same letters?













































    Do you know that the word "racecar" spelled backwards still spells "racecar”?













































    And that "eat" is the only word that if you take the first letter and move it to the last, it spells its past tense "ate”?













































    Have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants," and add just a few more letters, it spells: "Go home you free-loading, benefit- grabbing, resource-sucking, non-English-speaking *******s and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, camel-riding, goat-shagging, raggedy-*** bast*rds with you."


    How weird is that?
























    edited, and do NOT ask me why all the space between....


















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  • Uncle Cracker
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    Q: What do you call a Muslim who owns a camel and a goat?
    A: Bisexual.

    Q: How do Muslims practice safe sex?
    A: They mark the camels that kick.

    Q: What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?
    A: A pimp.

    Q: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?
    A: The Sunnis are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

    Q: What's the hardest part about a Muslim killing his own daughter?
    A: Suppressing the erection

    Q: What's the difference between a Muslim and a vampire?
    A: At some point the vampire will stop being bloodthirsty.

    Q: What do Tehran and Hiroshima have in common?
    A: Nothing, yet... but hopefully soon.

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  • The Duke
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    What do you call a camel with no humps?




    Humphrey

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  • iadave
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    Tomorrow is national diarrhea day. Runs all day long!

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  • iadave
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    Why is it so hard for women to find boy friends that are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
    Because all those men already have boy friends.

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