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  • Blonde gal was using her weedeater and acidently cut her cats tail off. so she took the cat to Walmart.


    what



    Well Walmart is the countries largest re- tailer

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    • Good One!

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      • Little Johnny and the dead rabbit [HR][/HR]
        Little Johnny goes to school one day and tells the school nurse he found a dead rabbit.
        The nurse asks little Johnny how he knew if the rabbit was dead?
        Little johnny says: I pissed in his ear.
        You did what? says the nurse?
        Little Johnny says, You know... I leaned over and went Psssssst in its ear and it didn't move.

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        • What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?
          They both lose efficiency when you open windows!

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          • Remember when air was free?

            Now it's $1.75.

            Know why?

            Inflation

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            • What do you a drunken guy and gal having sex?

              rubbing alcohol

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              • Hey Duke , I'm thinken there may be a word missing there in the joke . Soooooo ,,,, I'm just wondering if you're speaking from experience right now .

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                • WHAT AISLE IS THE POLISH SAUSAGE IN?


























                  Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these days...











                  A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"











                  The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"











                  The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.





                  If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?





                  Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?





                  Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?





                  Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?





                  Or if I asked for some Whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"











                  The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."











                  The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"











                  The clerk replied, "Because you're in Ace Hardware."






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                  • Farrah Faucett scale or the inch ruler?



                    I asked the wife

                    if I was the only

                    one she had been

                    with...



                    She said yes,

                    all the others have

                    been nines or tens.

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