Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Terrible Jokes

Collapse
X
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • She took a muligan also

    Comment


    • RUN with it! LMAO

      Comment


      • In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin, and very proud of it.

        Sensing that her final days were rapidly approaching, and desiring to make sure

        everything was in proper order when she died, she went to the town's undertaker,

        (who also happened to be the local postal clerk) to make proper "final" arrangements.

        As a last wish, she informed the undertaker that she wanted the following inscription

        engraved on her tombstone:


        "BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED AS A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN"



        Not long after, the old maid died peacefully.



        A few days after the funeral, as the undertaker/postal clerk went to prepare the

        tombstone that the lady had requested, it became quite apparent that the tombstone

        she had selected was much too small for the wording that she had chosen.

        He thought long and hard about how he could fulfill the old maid's final request,

        considering the very limited space available on the small piece of stone.

        For days, he agonized over the dilemma; but finally his experience as a postal

        worker allowed him to come up with what he thought was the appropriate solution

        to the problem.


        The virgin's tombstone was finally completed and duly engraved, and it read as follows:

        "RETURNED UNOPENED"

        Comment


        • That'll bring em back Dennis
          Don't get tripped by what's behind you

          Comment


          • LOL...then what about "Return to sender, address unknown"?????

            Comment


            • What type of government ran the Garden of Eden?
              Socialist of course. Why else would they think they're in paradise when they were homeless,naked, and thinks food grows on trees
              Last edited by iadave; 04-08-2019, 10:19 PM.

              Comment


              • what happens when a frog is illegally parked?










                It gets toad

                Comment


                • On a paper, PRINT the word: SWIMS

                  then turn the paper around and read the word:...

                  Comment


                  • Why is it so hard for women to find boy friends that are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
                    Because all those men already have boy friends.

                    Comment


                    • Tomorrow is national diarrhea day. Runs all day long!

                      Comment

                      Working...
                      X