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    Hey, Dennis, you're Scottish, right?

    A Greek and a
    Scotsman were sitting in a Starbucks cafe discussing who had
    the superior culture.

    Over triple lattes
    the Greek guy says, "Well we Greeks built the
    Parthenon" and arched his eyebrows.



    The Scotsman
    replies, "Well ... it was the Scots that discovered the
    Summer and Winter Solstices."


    The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced
    mathematics

    The Scotsman, nodding in agreement says, "Scots were
    the ones who built the first timepieces and
    calendars."

    And so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks
    will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he
    says,

    "The Greeks
    were the ones who invented sex!"



    The Scotsman
    replies,"Aye, that is
    true, but it was we Scots who introduced it to the
    women!"

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    Aye, and the women appreciate the introduction too

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    but it was we Scots who introduced it to the
    women

    Hey , Hey , Hey there , I thought I did that !

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    Quote Originally Posted by dennis1 View Post
    Aye, and the women appreciate the introduction too
    Then how come they always have a headache??????????????

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    Quote Originally Posted by ECI View Post
    but it was we Scots who introduced it to the
    women

    Hey , Hey , Hey there , I thought I did that !
    Dobies don't count.

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    but it was we Scots who introduced it to the
    women

    " Hey , Hey , Hey there , I thought I did that ! "

    NO Mr. Gore, this isn't about internet..
    Last edited by dennis1; 06-18-2014 at 09:22 PM.

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