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    Senior Member cowsrus and kids is on a distinguished road
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    Notice--this property is a farm!!!








    Oh my--what would the "city folks" think of this sign?

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    Senior Member glowplug is on a distinguished road
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    Would it be any different if it said:

    NOTICE
    This property is public housing.
    Public housing has welfare takers.
    Funny sounds (rap), smell bad, and
    have sex anywhere.

    Noise, odors and sex. You can choose not to live next to public housing but as a taxpayer you are funding this circus.

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    cows, that is too funny. Unfortunately that kind of sign is probably necessary. It never ceases to amaze me that people are surprised we need to haul manure, or that our tractors only go in the mid to upper 20s mph, or that they are loud. We always try our hardest to be considerate, but sometimes folks can make it awfully hard to remain civil.

    Glo, rap is only funny sounding if you are under over age 40 or 50. There are more people alive today that had rap around during their formative years than did not. Considering it is nothing more than poetry to a beat it never ceases to amaze me how much flack you old folks give it.

    Also, not everything requires some sort of a comment on politics, keep that stuff in the politics section.
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    Funny sound is in the ear of the beholder. Might be that polka is a funny sound to some (I'm not a polka fan but the traditional German and/or Polish wedding is major fun).

    Didn't think my post was politics. Note that our govt. has signs in national parks warning that feeding the park inhabitants creates undesired dependency.

    Sorry if I messed with your thread, cowrus. Well I'm off to accomplish some unfinished 2012 business. Ya all have a fun afternoon.

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    I enjoy nearly all genres of music. But cRAP and most of the people who perform cRAP is not music and many of the performers hardly qualify as human beings, much less musicians

    The sound of a tractor working or a combine harvesting a crop. Even the sound of a Klass chopper and JD tractors can be music. And those sounds are preferable to the classless lyrics coming from cRAP performers.

    Haven't seen that outdoor sex for a while, but the cleavage girls are back on top of Agweb pages

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    jitt!!! All I've got up there is an ad for steel pole buidlings.

    I have to learn how to bait the girl ad with cookies. (That would be those key words that are suppose to trigger the agweb adgods to send the correct ads my way)

    Hmmm. Okay robo-admaker here goes:

    breasts, women, b(.)(.)bs, sex, hooters, chicks, and beer.....

    There, that should do it.

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    Nice sign. The next county west of me very pro-farmer county. They made up these mailers that had a scratch and sniff patch on them and said this is what you can expect to smell if you think about moving into the country in our county. Very impressive smell of liquid dairy smell on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4055 View Post
    Nice sign. The next county west of me very pro-farmer county. They made up these mailers that had a scratch and sniff patch on them and said this is what you can expect to smell if you think about moving into the country in our county. Very impressive smell of liquid dairy smell on it.

    Ayje, milk doesn't stink...unless you let it get warm for to long
    No, I DO understand which smell is being used.
    that's a good one 4055

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    Yyears ago i the farm i worked at had a rental house on the property and a family with a little boy lived there and i guess they went to the States quite a bit for holidays and such and they normaly stopped at this large dairy that sold icecream on there way back home. One day i spread manure on the field around their house and the little boy told his mom that it smelt like ice cream!! LOL

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