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    Senior Member dennis1 is on a distinguished road
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    violo, drinks for all..

    A union shop foreman walks into a bar next door to the factory and is about to order a drink to celebrate Obama’s victory when he sees a guy close by wearing a Romney for President button and two beers in front of him. He doesn't have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is a Republican. So, he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear, "Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for the Republican."

    Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Republican gives him a big smile, waves at him, then says, "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice. This infuriates the union official.

    The union captain once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican. As before, this does not seem to bother the Republican. He continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you!"

    The union thug once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican. As before, this does not seem to bother the Republican. He continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you!"

    The union guy asks the bartender, "What is the matter with that Republican? I've ordered three rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all the silly idiot does is smile and thanks me. Is he nuts?"

    "Nope," replies the bartender. "He owns the place."

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    socialism, the union boss lives on the system of taking from the workers, and in return giving a fictional verbal promise of protection to the workers.
    socialism, insurance, are all agaisnt the morals of what is right.

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    Senior Member dennis1 is on a distinguished road
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    Well fumb duck joe, if you "think" insurance isn't a just reason to be used, how about self insurance...and then a couple years
    in a row of not being profitable....because of weather, NOT farming practices, and the big boys with deep pockets start
    buying insurance, or leave the farming to those who do use insurance as a management tool, protecting either themselves
    or their banker. When you clean your left hand in sand, it makes it rather hard to take you serious.

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