As to the jumping off the silo part .........it is the Land of 10,000 lakes and SM was trying to be like one of those guys who jumps off cliffs in some exotic place with all the tan babes running around in barely any clothes. I actually heard that the Feedlot officer was coming back and he wanted to be ready to impress here with his unique diving style!
BTW after stopping in to see the SM we went south to a town and ate at a Italian place served by Norwegians! Anyway this dairy farmer guy walks in wearing his Tingly boots! Every body else was as shocked and in awe as I was. He had no color in his life. Those Minnesotans need yellow boots. Maybe that is my new calling in Life. To bring Color to that drab State.
Oh yea somebody whispered about the manure smell and the brown spots clinging to his pant legs but I didn't notice! LOL