ICF Is A Fraud, Truth Inside

[Fernando Tulip]

Many here would love to be ICF's wife, especially Ghost, Villageidiot, and DaveM.

They all could stop showing heffers at the county fairs and picking up worthless ribbons and enjoy life to the fullest like Mrs. ICF

ICF's wife for years has been known as a public figure in Iowa, but behind closed doors everyone knows there have been rumors of infidelity. You people may not know this, but ICF has 5 FULL TIME employees, and there's a reason there are 5 and not 6. In 2002 ICF's harvest was one of the biggest it's ever been, and the money was rolling in. Turns out he needed an extra worker, and wanted to pay below minimum wage, so he turned to a goat herder that was an illegal alien from mexico.

ICF wanted someone that was able to milk his cows 18 hours of the day, and this gentlemen, Cesar Bellmont, had quite a resume dealing with goats. Cesar always worked with his shirt off, and when he wasn't tending to the cows he was cleaning the pool. His wife began to take a liking to Cesar, and before you know it she was making him turkey sandwiches with a side of lemonade. One lonely weekend, ICF had taken a trip to Santa Clarita for some leisure time, and well let's just say this was an opportunity his wife couldn't resist.

ICF's house has cameras EVERYWHERE, and unbeknownst to his wife he had been watching them for quite some time. With this evidence in mind, ICF left Santa Clarita a day early, and came home to some noise upstairs. As ICF crept up the stairs one by one, he heard the sound of them making beautiful love. As he peaked in he witnessed his worst nightmare, and ran out of his house in tears. ICF eventually forgave her for this, and well the rest is history.

How do I know this? Well it wasn't an accident Cesar Bellmont was in the right place at the right time for the job. I had highered Cesar to search for my spice, but also I wanted to hit him where it hurt. And owe it felt good, almost like a warm bath on a nice cool montana evening.

Yes ICF, I knew all along, and I also have the photos she would text cesar, here's a sneak peak.

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Oh, and don't be confused by his facebook, that is nothing more than a bait and switch he has used for years to keep many off his trail. That isn't even him or any of his family.

[IA CORN FARMER]

Tulip- I do believe you are DB51 posting under Tulip's call sign. It is very funny on your Tulip's posts however. So, yes, keep them coming, they are extremely interesting and the humor is very entertaining. Gives me a break from working on my taxes.

[LANDBARON]

ICF's wife for years has been known as a public figure in Iowa, but behind closed doors everyone knows there have been rumors of infidelity. You people may not know this, but ICF has 5 FULL TIME employees, and there's a reason there are 5 and not 6. In 2002 ICF's harvest was one of the biggest it's ever been, and the money was rolling in. Turns out he needed an extra worker, and wanted to pay below minimum wage, so he turned to a goat herder that was an illegal alien from mexico.

ICF wanted someone that was able to milk his cows 18 hours of the day, and this gentlemen, Cesar Bellmont, had quite a resume dealing with goats. Cesar always worked with his shirt off, and when he wasn't tending to the cows he was cleaning the pool. His wife began to take a liking to Cesar, and before you know it she was making him turkey sandwiches with a side of lemonade. One lonely weekend, ICF had taken a trip to Santa Clarita for some leisure time, and well let's just say this was an opportunity his wife couldn't resist.

ICF's house has cameras EVERYWHERE, and unbeknownst to his wife he had been watching them for quite some time. With this evidence in mind, ICF left Santa Clarita a day early, and came home to some noise upstairs. As ICF crept up the stairs one by one, he heard the sound of them making beautiful love. As he peaked in he witnessed his worst nightmare, and ran out of his house in tears. ICF eventually forgave her for this, and well the rest is history.

How do I know this? Well it wasn't an accident Cesar Bellmont was in the right place at the right time for the job. I had highered Cesar to search for my spice, but also I wanted to hit him where it hurt. And owe it felt good, almost like a warm bath on a nice cool montana evening.

Yes ICF, I knew all along, and I also have the photos she would text cesar, here's a sneak peak.

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Oh, and don't be confused by his facebook, that is nothing more than a bait and switch he has used for years to keep many off his trail. That isn't even him or any of his family.

Lmfao