I would have posted this in dairy, BUT to stay on subject, will leave it here

I was in a pub last night and saw two “girls of size”
(as PC now requires us to say) by the bar.

They both spoke with a brogue accent, and making
assumptions about their origins I said,
"Hello, are you two girls from Ireland?"

One of them screamed, "It’s WALES you freakin' idiot!"

So I immediately apologized and said,
“Sorry, are you two whales from IREland?”

That's when all hell broke loose!