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    Senior Member Kinghere is on a distinguished road
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    Yup I'm testing that British theory as I chat So far 3 out of 4 plus baaad speillin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kinghere View Post
    Yup I'm testing that British theory as I chat So far 3 out of 4 plus baaad speillin
    Well what do you expect --we all read ECI spellun book.

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    Senior Member Kinghere is on a distinguished road
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    jdg If you were a drinker you weould realise that men don't need Ken's speiling bouk wehn we are drunking. Besides Ken nevar sended me a speiling book. Actually I'm enjoying a couple Miller Lites and watching the Final Four

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    Many years ago scientists discovered how to make a hormone. Don't pay her. R7

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    The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Little Sally led off. "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30" she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success." "Very good", said the teacher.
    Little Jenny was next. "I sold magazines" she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."
    "Very good, Jenny", said the teacher.
    Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath. Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a
    boxful of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467", he said.
    "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"
    Toothbrushes", said Little Johnny. "Toothbrushes", echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?" "I found the busiest corner in town", said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and I gave everybody who walked by a free sample." They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog crap!" Then I would say, "It is dog crap. Wanna buy a toothbrush? I used the President Obama method of giving you something sh it ty, dressing it up so it looks good, telling you it's free and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth." Little Johnny got five stars for his efforts, bless his heart

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    Regards the female hormone information, just found out why a man's testicles are where they are. Depth stops!

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    [email]spr@yman...unless[/email] YOU play golf..

    The Golfer



    A golfer hits his ball into a yard next to the golf course.



    As he goes to get it a man in the yard says, "Don't you see

    the sign? It says, 'Private property - Stay Out!'"



    The golfer says, "I'm sorry I did not see it. That is my ball there. May I have it, please?"



    The man says, "It's in my yard and so it's my ball now."



    The golfer looks at the man and says, "I understand."



    He then walks back to the golf cart, gets another golf ball, then walks back and throws it into the yard.



    The man says, "What is that for?"



    The golfer replies, "I consider myself a Gentleman, and I believe every prick should have two balls."

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