Iowa55
Senior Member

You seem to like humor so this one tickled the heck out of me.

Three escorts were sharing living quarters and on a morning after a night of gainful employment, the were having breakfast and discussing the night before.

The first said she had a policeman last night. How could you tell said the others?
Well I saw his badge and gun when we started.

The second chimed in and said she had the fire chief. Are you sure they ask?
Yes, I saw his badge and the shiny red car he drives around.

The third spoke up and said she had had a farmer. The others said, how in the world could you tell it was a farmer?
Well when we went in the room, he said dang that's too high.
Then when we started he said dang this is too dry.
When we're about through he said whew, this is too wet.
And when he was about to leave he ask me to give him a cap.

IA55 I have a Bonanza machine shed that needs the roof replaced. I just wondered if you would send me the contact info for the men you talked about. I"m just 25 miles from Podunk,IA Thanks Dennis

Seen agnut was your friend , can't let a neighbor get to far ahead , lol

BTW did anything fk-up after I talked to you the other day ??? lol have a good one . ken

Wondering what the wheat crop is looking like--down here in Ar what was planted that is up is starting to to die---plus thin stand to start. I don't have enough moisture to plant--9.00 Wheat??

Hey 55, is verb your only friend? Put me on if you need another one.